Colette: Do they look like golf balls?
Girl: Nah, more like tiny legs. they're actually really cute. I was like "wow, y'r so cute!"
Colette: So it's painless then?
Girl: Yeah. Not to be so gross... it basically looks like a dildo but it only goes like an inch inside then a tiny camera shoots out of it like an alien or something.
Saw HURLY BURLY last night with my cousin. Thanks Flora for the hook-up. She is on her cycle too. Day 4.
Cousin: Wait. What?
Colette: I know. I don't understand
Too much of everything going on all at once. Drugs, misogyny, Ethan Hawke's flat ass crack, Josh Hamiliton looking priceless in his leopard bikini underware and red silk robe-- and all the shouting and man tears! The elements were there, they all just made a mess of it.
Pickle e-mailed me that our friend Vanessa, who is the Rose Nieland Golden Girl of our group (I think I am Dorothy) is going to go out on a date with a dude named TITO JACKSON that she met aptly enough off blackpeoplemeet.com. In Pickle's e-mail, she wrote blackpeopleMEAT.com so she obviously must be on her cycle too.
Thursday, March 03, 2005
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I love that you write about where you are in your cycle.
Yeah, almost done! Just in time for my date with Sam the teacher tomorrow. dinner and a movie. if he cancels I could care less.
I'll have you know I'm not on my period.
-pickle
You have absolutely lost your mind when you start posting comments under my name!!!!!
The one and only real Pickle!!!!!!
LOL
hurly burly gave me such a headache. i kept on thinking about it that night. TITO!!! ...LMAO!!! You are not Dorthy, coco!!! Remember we hated her clothes!!! -ccstar
whoa, ccstar! no, but personality-wise I think I'm dorothy but yeah her clothes were wack. pickle is sophia.
hurly was "highly recommended" in the times...made me feel stupid like I missed something.
happy friday.
what's LMAO, btw?
Laughing My Ass Off (LMAO)!!-ccstar
Sofia has dementia in real life-I hope that's not why you're saying I'm her! Although she and Dorothy shared a bed in the show-so if that means we'll get to share a bed then I'm game :0) Hey CCSTAR-how's my favorite Prosper doing? :0)
Pickle
-chillin' hard, pickle!!! - ccstar
-chillin' hard, pickle!!! - ccstar
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