Thursday, March 03, 2005

The Rebel Ovary

Colette: Do they look like golf balls?

Girl: Nah, more like tiny legs. they're actually really cute. I was like "wow, y'r so cute!"

Colette: So it's painless then?

Girl: Yeah. Not to be so gross... it basically looks like a dildo but it only goes like an inch inside then a tiny camera shoots out of it like an alien or something.

Saw HURLY BURLY last night with my cousin. Thanks Flora for the hook-up. She is on her cycle too. Day 4.

Cousin: Wait. What?

Colette: I know. I don't understand

Too much of everything going on all at once. Drugs, misogyny, Ethan Hawke's flat ass crack, Josh Hamiliton looking priceless in his leopard bikini underware and red silk robe-- and all the shouting and man tears! The elements were there, they all just made a mess of it.

Pickle e-mailed me that our friend Vanessa, who is the Rose Nieland Golden Girl of our group (I think I am Dorothy) is going to go out on a date with a dude named TITO JACKSON that she met aptly enough off blackpeoplemeet.com. In Pickle's e-mail, she wrote blackpeopleMEAT.com so she obviously must be on her cycle too.

13 comments:

alizinha said...

I love that you write about where you are in your cycle.

yummicoco said...

Yeah, almost done! Just in time for my date with Sam the teacher tomorrow. dinner and a movie. if he cancels I could care less.

Anonymous said...

I'll have you know I'm not on my period.

-pickle

Anonymous said...

You have absolutely lost your mind when you start posting comments under my name!!!!!
The one and only real Pickle!!!!!!

yummicoco said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

hurly burly gave me such a headache. i kept on thinking about it that night. TITO!!! ...LMAO!!! You are not Dorthy, coco!!! Remember we hated her clothes!!! -ccstar

yummicoco said...

whoa, ccstar! no, but personality-wise I think I'm dorothy but yeah her clothes were wack. pickle is sophia.

hurly was "highly recommended" in the times...made me feel stupid like I missed something.

happy friday.

yummicoco said...

what's LMAO, btw?

Anonymous said...

Laughing My Ass Off (LMAO)!!-ccstar

Anonymous said...

Sofia has dementia in real life-I hope that's not why you're saying I'm her! Although she and Dorothy shared a bed in the show-so if that means we'll get to share a bed then I'm game :0) Hey CCSTAR-how's my favorite Prosper doing? :0)
Pickle

Anonymous said...

-chillin' hard, pickle!!! - ccstar

Anonymous said...

-chillin' hard, pickle!!! - ccstar

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