Thursday, November 04, 2004

I have static cling today

Came home last night around 7pm. My roommate was sitting in the doorway of her bedroom, wearing her thick flannel bathrobe, talking about the election with her mom in Michigan. I plopped down on the red velvet couch in the living room, exhausted from the depressing day. Finally, she came out of her room. We exchanged hellos. All was quiet until I muttered...

Colette: Top Model, tonight.

roommate: Yes! There will be some happiness in our lives.

Top Model was awesome last night. Tyra made the right decision in eliminating Cassie. She really did not want to be there plus she is annoying. Ann kicked ass during the photo shoot but my 10 cent bet is on Toccara. I am a risk taker and I think that a fat girl deserves to win this year. Plus, I think that she is beautiful and decadent like a total grande dame bottecelli.

But then again, she's not that big. My roommate and I were saying that if Toccara got a much needed breast reduction, she would appear much smaller. It seems like all of her weight resides in her big boobs.

roommate: Yeah, she has back problem sized tits.

***** WHY I HAVE STATIC CLING TODAY*****

I am an explosion of fruity colors today. I am wearing a bright red cotton skirt with a yellow camisole and a fushia pink v-neck long sleeved shirt. I put on a pair of black nylon stockings to protect my legs. As I walked down 4th ave toward the F train, my below -the-knee skirt turned into a mini skirt with each swish of my hips. I kept having to pull it down.

*****WEEKDAY MORNING TV******
NY 1 for weather on the 1s
Who's the Boss on channel 9

***EVENING RE-RUNS BECAUSE I WATCH TOO MUCH TV***
King of Queens
Girlfriends
Sex and the City

5 comments:

Varla said...

Hi - Just stumbled across your blog - and laughed because I spent the last two depressing days doing the same thing...(and I totally agree about Tocarra btw, she's great). I worked the polls here in San Francisco all day on Tuesday, and when I came home, all I could do was watch some ridiculous Red Carpet Fashion show...couldn't watch the news.

There are a lot of angry people out there, and for good reason. I'm scared that we'll see the reversal of Roe v Wade in the our generation, even sooner, maybe.

If you want another understanding place to live, try San Francisco - we're a bit expensive here...but the diversity of people and acceptance of different opinions makes up for it 10 times over.

Good luck!

Avram Polinsky said...

Wow, I'm a little surprised that they still play Who's the Boss?
Yo, Angela!
I'm not sure why, but back when I was a kid we used to get NY WWOR here in MD. It seemed like they would show WTB all day long. It's good to see that some thing never change.

YUMMICOCO said...

yeah wwor is channel 9! funny. really cute how they loved each other so much. tony was kind of a cornball though and angela was not that hot.

is little jonathan out of the closet yet?

YUMMICOCO said...

yo, dissenchanted in the hiz-ouse!

amanda is on her way out. she has great eyes but there is not much else special about her.

what about when designer marc bauer told cassie that her hips were too big??? I was more offended about that then toccara. she has a beautiful body. plus a comment like that would send her fragile ass over the edge.

I love angie. she is meant to be antagonistic. she's a lot of fun. she is a good foil to Tyra's goody goody routine.

YUMMICOCO said...

yo, dissenchanted in the hiz-ouse!

amanda is on her way out. she has great eyes but there is not much else special about her.

what about when designer marc bauer told cassie that her hips were too big??? I was more offended about that then toccara. she has a beautiful body. plus a comment like that would send her fragile ass over the edge.

I love angie. she is meant to be antagonistic. she's a lot of fun. she is a good foil to Tyra's goody goody routine.