Thursday, November 04, 2004

I have static cling today

Came home last night around 7pm. My roommate was sitting in the doorway of her bedroom, wearing her thick flannel bathrobe, talking about the election with her mom in Michigan. I plopped down on the red velvet couch in the living room, exhausted from the depressing day. Finally, she came out of her room. We exchanged hellos. All was quiet until I muttered...

Colette: Top Model, tonight.

roommate: Yes! There will be some happiness in our lives.

Top Model was awesome last night. Tyra made the right decision in eliminating Cassie. She really did not want to be there plus she is annoying. Ann kicked ass during the photo shoot but my 10 cent bet is on Toccara. I am a risk taker and I think that a fat girl deserves to win this year. Plus, I think that she is beautiful and decadent like a total grande dame bottecelli.

But then again, she's not that big. My roommate and I were saying that if Toccara got a much needed breast reduction, she would appear much smaller. It seems like all of her weight resides in her big boobs.

roommate: Yeah, she has back problem sized tits.

***** WHY I HAVE STATIC CLING TODAY*****

I am an explosion of fruity colors today. I am wearing a bright red cotton skirt with a yellow camisole and a fushia pink v-neck long sleeved shirt. I put on a pair of black nylon stockings to protect my legs. As I walked down 4th ave toward the F train, my below -the-knee skirt turned into a mini skirt with each swish of my hips. I kept having to pull it down.

*****WEEKDAY MORNING TV******
NY 1 for weather on the 1s
Who's the Boss on channel 9

***EVENING RE-RUNS BECAUSE I WATCH TOO MUCH TV***
King of Queens
Girlfriends
Sex and the City

6 comments:

Varla said...

Hi - Just stumbled across your blog - and laughed because I spent the last two depressing days doing the same thing...(and I totally agree about Tocarra btw, she's great). I worked the polls here in San Francisco all day on Tuesday, and when I came home, all I could do was watch some ridiculous Red Carpet Fashion show...couldn't watch the news.

There are a lot of angry people out there, and for good reason. I'm scared that we'll see the reversal of Roe v Wade in the our generation, even sooner, maybe.

If you want another understanding place to live, try San Francisco - we're a bit expensive here...but the diversity of people and acceptance of different opinions makes up for it 10 times over.

Good luck!

Av said...

Wow, I'm a little surprised that they still play Who's the Boss?
Yo, Angela!
I'm not sure why, but back when I was a kid we used to get NY WWOR here in MD. It seemed like they would show WTB all day long. It's good to see that some thing never change.

yummicoco said...

yeah wwor is channel 9! funny. really cute how they loved each other so much. tony was kind of a cornball though and angela was not that hot.

is little jonathan out of the closet yet?

dissnchanted said...

Time to roll out that stained, cigarette burnt red carpet.....Yo, its me, your Cuban link, live and direct from the geriatric capitol of the world- South Florida.
WOW, reading through your prophetic blogs I have realized what a bad girl you've been \m/ \m/ My sweet, innocent Co has turned into a crazed nymphomaniac. I knew it was only a matter of time muahahahaha ***evil laugh*** Now, you are gonna have to educate me as to who all these monikers (victims) are. Lots of catching up to do. I am glad you sent me this link today, I have been wanting to experience what all the cool kids are talking about. Seems like it would be an appropriate outlet for me and my crazed, depraved mind since law skewl has been sucking all the life and creativity out of me. Plus its quite amusing to see that others are just as mentally fuct as I am. Its kinda like when you pose for a ridiculously lame group picture and you purposely stand next to the person that has been beat with the ugly stick.
As for Top Model last nite, I wanted to stab that cunt Angie Dickinson in the jugular with a pencil when she made those comments about Toccara's size. She is just perpetuating the myth that women must weigh 100 lbs to be beautiful. And I bet that Toccara is probably around a size 9-10. Definately not fat. I was so happy when Tyra called Angi out, hehe. So, whats up with the blind chick??? I dont see (no pun intended) why she is still in the competition. Oh well, I never understood "conventional" beauty anyways.
With that, I must flutter off to get ready for another monotonous three hour class.....
Ciao

yummicoco said...

yo, dissenchanted in the hiz-ouse!

amanda is on her way out. she has great eyes but there is not much else special about her.

what about when designer marc bauer told cassie that her hips were too big??? I was more offended about that then toccara. she has a beautiful body. plus a comment like that would send her fragile ass over the edge.

I love angie. she is meant to be antagonistic. she's a lot of fun. she is a good foil to Tyra's goody goody routine.

yummicoco said...

yo, dissenchanted in the hiz-ouse!

amanda is on her way out. she has great eyes but there is not much else special about her.

what about when designer marc bauer told cassie that her hips were too big??? I was more offended about that then toccara. she has a beautiful body. plus a comment like that would send her fragile ass over the edge.

I love angie. she is meant to be antagonistic. she's a lot of fun. she is a good foil to Tyra's goody goody routine.