This morning. At my desk while contemplating my lack of style and overall loserdom, the mailroom guys came onto my floor with mail and jokes...
the guys: yo, Colette, have you been working out? your arms look mad diesel.
Colette: yeah, its cuz I am fat.
So there you have it. I am officially the Michelin Man reincarnated, answering phones at a film company. The radical re-vamping of Coco starts tomorrow.
Went to Philly this weekend with Sax. Sunday, I was the first to wake up so I turned to him...
Colette: It's 8:30!
Sax: You're 8:30!
WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
We stayed at the Lowes Hotel on Market St. Watched Misty Beetohven with Sunset Thomas, Chloe and the very musical penis, Randy Spears. We ate a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's and argued over Boston. Not the super group but the city. He bought records. We saw Brunel/Dali's Un Chien Andalou at the museum. Nice museum. There was an asian section that screamed Karate Kid Part II. We jumped on the beds and stole the hotel robes. It was a good hang.
NOW IF I COULD JUST FIND A KICK ASS JOB AND LOSE 1,000 POUNDS
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
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Ohmigod, I LOVE Sax. That's the most fun game to play EVER. Someone says something, anything, and you respond by saying "You're something." Some fun examples (from my real life):
Me, "She totally had anal sex with him."
My friend, "You're anal sex!"
(said at a bar in college, right as songs switched, so everyone heard)
Me, "That class was pretty easy."
Other friend, "You're easy!"
(said by guy I was hooking up with at time)
Me, "I love cheese."
Boyfriend, "You ARE cheese!"
Hahahahaha. So freakin' fun.
Also, what are you arguing about Boston? About how it totally rocks? :)
Also along the same lines as this classic:
I'm trying to earn money for college.
Your mom goes to college.
yo mutha!
The revamping of Coco starts today. Lots of water, 3 square meals, an apple for snack and vomiting.
I also stretched this morning.
Vomiting is really bad for your esophagus, teeth, mouth, and breath.
From what I saw back in Feb at Roxy you have a fine body composition.
If you are really concered you can take a leisurely walk or bike ride when the weather is nice, or skip a meal ONCE IN A WHILE (make sure you get enough vitamins if you are skipping a meal).
Seriously though, you look fine and have NO reason to vomit, starve, anorexcersise, or even joke about that kind of stuff.
ok. no joking about buliema.
I am currently writing a thank you letter to a man that rejected me for a job. just got to keep it movin.
everyone at work loves the lotion that I use. this young girl was like "you smell yummy".
yummi is yummy! :)
vomiting is bad news - besides the bad breath, sore throat, and rotting teeth, it always breaks the capillaries in my face, so i have red blotches all over. SO unattractive.
i'm starting a new "healthy me" regime too! i just bought this cookbook called "the complete cooking light cookbook" - haven't used it yet, but everything in it looks GREAT, is simple to make (supposedly), and is at least semi-healthy.
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