Dominicans Suck!

In the Daily News this morning:

"While we love Baby Jessica as our own, we are reminded of this terrible mistake each and every time we look at her," the Commack couple said in documents filed in Manhattan Supreme Court. "It is simply impossible to ignore."

So, the parents claim that an upper east side fertility clinic botched the in-vitro treatment and their second child was created with the wrong jizz.

Yes, the fact that the clinic fucked up and impregnated the mother with sperm that was not from her husband was totally wrong. But it just figures that as soon as the dominican mother noticed that her daughter was darker than everyone else in the family, she immediately bought a home DNA testing kit. God forbid that her child be dark-skinned! DR has worked really hard to as my dad would say "blanchir le race". My dad partied with Trujillo's nephew when my grandfather was stationed along the Haiti/DR border. He thinks that they play their music way too loud. As a whole, we don't like DR because of their ignorance and cruelty towards Haitians. Also, they have no class.

So basically, fuck you, Dominican Republic! You can run but you can't hide from being negroes! And, you better be nice and love your browner baby, lady, because she is still your daughter and she probably got the "brown gene" from you.

On a lighter note, I love Lily Allen's Alright, Still!