I really only got one pressing question though, lovey Dovy—did you fuck this one, too?

Dov Charney is a nasty douche bag but the man that really pisses me off with his pompous asshole-ness is the Sun Father from those Jimmy Dean commercials. I mean where the fuck does he get off! In the latest installment, his wife and two daughters are rushing out of the house to get to whereever they need to go and Sun Father cops an attitude- reminds the three females that "he has to light and heat the Earth in a few minutes" and he proceeds to force feed them nasty imitation breakfast swine.

Is Jimmy Dean trying to say that a woman better eat her man's sausage because he lights up her life?

The wife should have responded this way:

Wife: Why don't you just step off! Cuz while you have to "illuminate" the earth, I still have to work and get the girls dressed while you fuck around making sausage! You're pathetic and I am sick and tired of your stupid obessions. First it was raisins and now its sausage! Get a real job! That shit smells disgusting anyway and it clogs your arteries.