To play and a chance to win

Toby Young's book party at the Soho House library found itself embroiled in a messy fight between a gossip and a writer named Doug.

While that was happening, I was watching a double feature of "Wassup Rockers" and "Who Killed the Electric Car?".

Summer movie counter programming has never been this good...

"Wassup" sucked but I loved the dirty brown boys and I loved when JDix (she played a rick beverly hills drunk) electrocuted herself.
Plus, the boys could bearly utter an intelligible sentence and they obviously were aware that a camera was pointed at them on account of their stiff delivery and occasional gaze to Larry Clark. Clark, who must be into kittie porn, shot them in really provacative angles that even made me lust after a couple of those little boys.

Going back to Toby Young, who I think is famous for stories about himself, is probably going to have a good Bastille Day.

What will I be doing this weekend?

Going to my italian cousin's bachalorette on Friday and then her wedding on Sunday. I am slightly excited since her friends and new family will see me and know that she is actually black.

This weekend, I am cracking her da vinci code.

Oh, so "who killed the electirc car?"

Yo Momma or was it Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie or Marianne Pearl?

What the fuck is Plan B (Brad and Jen's production company) doing casting a white actress to play Daniel Pearl's wife Marianne? Its said that Jen A. had the role but now that Angie had BPitt's baby, she is taking over the character. All the gossips are gossiping about Angie's theving from Jen but why aren't they acknowleging the fact that they are fighting over a role that is more meant for Thandie Newton, Halle Berry (don't think she could pull it off) or maybe even Yummicoco than one of those stringy haired bithches.

"I am delighted that Angelina Jolie will be playing my role in the adaptation of my book," Marianne Pearl said yesterday. "I deeply admire her work and what she is committed to."

What?

Does a long lost relative need to come to an event you are having, Marianne, to crack your da vinci code?

Plan B gets the gas face... Marianne Pearl gets the gas face! But Angelina does not because great and Red Buttons gets a tip of the hat because he died today at 87!

Have a good weekend.