Wednesday, November 17, 2004

The Myth of the Smelly Cabdriver. I got so high I scratched and I bled.

I got so high last night with the Brazillian Muse, I thought I shat myself. I didn't. Turned out, the noxious smell was from the cab driver.

Alexis read last night at the WYSIWYG event. Story and Slideshow presentation about her crazy Puerto Rican family.

Then the B. Muse and I headed over to the Knitting Factory to check out the SONS OF SOUND but sadly we missed them and stayed to watch SNOWDEN instead. At first sight, I thought that I was in love with the lead singer but then after a 20 minute set of droaning and moaning, I lost interest.

I am still at little out of it.

More later.

6 comments:

Allison Bojarski said...

don't forget the falafel and baklava.

YUMMICOCO said...

OMG we ate at Bekret and I didn't pay for my falafel.

Allison Bojarski said...

hey, send me an email (alizinha AT yahoo DOT com) because i have a question for you and don't have your email address.

Anonymous said...

Coco,
Don't have your e-mail, so I'll just post it as a comment. It's pretty funny.
Alright, so this is a really, REALLY touching poem that Britney wrote about
her honeymoon.... I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Does she have a gift
for words or what?

"A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

"I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.

"I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

"We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

"As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

"A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

"Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

"Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

"Friendly 'hellos' and never 'goodbyes'
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!

"As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!"

I hope this literary masterpiece moved you asm it did me. Does this girl NOT have a pr
person to stop her from making herself look DUMBER than she already is? Sylvia
Plath must be spinning in her grave.

Send me your e-mail address.
Dave

Avram Polinsky said...

Ha, nice one.
Sometimes when I get really stoned I get afraid that I might piss my pants.
So I'll end up going to the bathroom like 3 or 4 times and I can't even produce a drop.
I don't think I ever thought I shat myself. That's just gross.

YUMMICOCO said...

Hey I was on vacay since thursday!!! You guys are awesome.

Pat, WYSIWYG is a monthly event where writers/bloggers get together and present material. Lex read last week.

Dave, I friendster'ed you my e-mail baby. I love Sylia Plath but Britney is fucking brilliant. Only 23 years old and she owns her very own boy toy. I am jealous.

Av, its ok if you shit yourself. I will still blog with you.