If life is the table and fate is the wheel then let the chips fall where they may.

Go Hang a Salami Im a Lasagna hog

Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

Aviva

Bob

Watched some of Palindromes instead of the State of the Union.

What's your favorite palindrome?

My cat Jackie has an eating disorder and is in desperate need of gastic bypass surgery. He can't stop eating and gets his sister Stella to beg me for food to make it seem as if she is hungry too.