You Wanted It To Last

Two things today:

My grandmother died and I missed the season finale of Top Model.

Christmas always puts me in a funky mood. All this emphasis on love and togetherness never makes me feel especially loved. I perfer holidays like 4th of July or Memorial Day where its more important to enjoy living in America and eating barbeque. And plus those long weekends always end up being random and fun.

My grandmother was not a nice woman so no need to lament over a gentle life lost.

As I sit here, hunched over my boyfriend's laptop, suddenly realizing to sit up straight--cuz my grandmother had the stance of Quasimodo and God forbid if that happens to me...

Anyway, Real World Denver is on and I want to see why the gay guy called Tyree a nigger.

Seems like "nigger" is hotter than global warming this season.

**********REAL WORLD IS BULLSHIT**************

Ok, so The Real World has officially become a situation comedy. Within the 30 minute spot, all was resolved and all the roommates made up, made nice and went back to talking about what really matters:

Tyree: I'm gonna go get me some pussy.

Yummicoco: Amen, Brother!

Show began with Davis telling his manlover PJ that he loved him and wanted to marry him. (Whatever) Then Stephen--who should just STOP trying to use big words in a sentence because he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about--informed fellow Black man Tyree that Davis ditched him at some wack Denver bar when the bartender called him a nigger.

Anyway, Tyree confronted Davis--Davis cried like a bitch cuz a black man got in his face---and Stephen proved himself to be the biggest pussy of them all. Show ended with Davis the gay threatning to leave in what obviously seemed like somekind of sympathy ploy and gramatically-impaired Stephen and big black Tyree forgave the racist gay dude cuz that's what you do when you are on television.

************HOLIDAY PARTY***********

A party crasher boy who was more feminine than me, came on to me with the following:

Party Boy: Girl like you don't need hair.

Then he gave me a lap dance and I won 10 movie passes!

I danced to "Just Like Heaven" and asked a guy if he was secretly a stripper. He was more offended by my question then when someone pushed him into a bar stool causing him to fall on his ass.

someone I told: well, obviously you hit a nerve.