This one goes out to all the tragic mulattoes...

********LAST WEEK'S HOLIDAY PARTY************

Party Pal: my sister's girlfriend saw you the other day in the neighborhood.

Yummicoco: Really? What was I wearing?

*******Grandmother's Wake on Sunday********

In the Long Island viewing room, amid kleenex, tears and Jewish relatives, my mother and I sat in a lonely pew by ourselves...

My Mother: Does my hat look ok?

Then we laughed because we are narcissists.

*******Dave Pezza Saturday Night Holiday Party**********

Nichelle Newsletter (drunk off her ass. She was so much fun): I am so fascinated by the tragic mulatto. I mean my parents are both black but we're middle class. We're similar. I mean, I'm not like other black people. I was in the math club.