And the other friends of mine, take your time...

4th Annual 2006 Yummi Loves You Awards!!!

Awarding all those that Yummicoco loves in the entertainment world and beyond.

In a year that saw nothing especially interesting happen--just flirtatous hints to the world's future direction, I am reminded of David Bowie gorgeously singing "should be home by now" in the prophetic tune "Time". With all the atrocities that our world continues to endure, shouldn't we have learned from our mistakes? And, why after all this time are we begrudging a young woman's desire to go out without underware? I mean, sometimes you just have to let your shit breathe. I know I do!

BEST FILM
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

BEST ACTOR
Forest Whitaker - Idi Amin

BEST ACTRESS
Katie Holmes - Tom Kat Roman Wedding

BEST PUSSY IN A FILM
Will Smith - The Pursuit of Happyness

BEST DICK IN A FILM
Mark Wahlberg - The Departed

BEST SINGING INTO AN ASSHOLE IN A FILM
PJ DeBoy - Shortbus

BEST PORN ADAPTATION
The DaVinci Load

BEST TV SHOW
Big Love

BEST PUSSY ON A TV SHOW
Stephen - Real World Denver

BEST DICK ON A TV SHOW
Chris - Twenty Four Seven

BEST ASSHOLE ON A TV SHOW
Dr. Meredith Grey - Grey's Anatomy

BEST SONG I SAW A STRIPPER DANCE TO IN TIJUANA, MEXICO:
Bossy - Kelis

BEST VIDEO
Wolf Like Me - TV on the Radio

BEST SONG WHILE SHOPPING AT H&M FOR CLOTHES THAT YOU WILL DONATE TO THE HOMELESS TO NEXT YEAR
Maneater - Nelly Furtado

BEST DISGUSTING MOMENT IN SUBWAY STATION
Watching maggot slither on the back on a hedistic old man jew at 4th Street and 6th Avenue

BEST TRAIN
D train

BEST QUOTE OF 2006
I think there is a donkey show for kids happening this weekend - Yummicoco