This morning on the F train, blasting Justin Timboo's "my love" cuz I am so fucking cool, I casually glanced over at some Chinese immigrant's english lesson book.
Learning phrases like "Chinese Government", "Get Out From Government" and "Sex For Money", I thought to myself, "should I report this woman?" I didn't.
Spent last weekend in Miami hanging out with my family of immigrants. Conservatives who waste their time and energies constantly cultivating their wannabee upper class status, one of my cousins married a social climbing mormon.
Sax: Shit, she SO white!
He should know. He's white too. As are half of the people that my family marries.
Coincidence? Or programming? I guess I am no better than the rest of them.
Anyway, interviewed a certain comedian again who hates my guts and hoards his jokes and good humor to himself in my presence.
Yummicoco: What's your favorite color?
Comedian: I don't have any...
Yummicoco: let's talk about your role in [winter 2007 movie]...
Comedian: I'm not really in it so it would be false to promote it as if I am so I would prefer it if you didn't mention it.
Silently in Yummi's head: Why do you hate me?
Friday, November 10, 2006
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