Friday evening. While talking to my sister Francoise about the movie Closer, she mentions that our other sister Sandra refers to the movie as "closer to the ghetto". We find this funny since Sandra is very snooty and finds almost everything vulgar and declasse. To Sandra, the things that happened in the movie like searcing for sex on the internet, having an affair with a stripper, making a pass at Julia Roberts are low-class appetites .
Colette: Whatever. There is nothing clean and middle class about sex.
She agreed. Then she said something funny about a certain cheating male in our family using the expression... "If that's how he wants to get down."
I laughed. Then she told me that she joined over-eaters anonymous (OA).
Colette: Hi, my name is Fran and I like to get down...
Francoise: That's not funny, Colette
Saw Kinsey on Saturday. Excellent movie. About the life of Dr. Kinsey and his "scientific" studies of the sexual practices of man. While interviewing thousands of Americans and engaging in wild sexual acts with men and woman, Kinsey was still ravenous for more information. To the good doctor, sex was a science that was constantly evolving and it required constant exploration. It eventually drove him crazy for a brief moment and strung out on barbituants but whatever...
Basically, people are weird and if what they do feels good and they are not hurting anyone, then there is nothing wrong with it. Some people like to jack off everyday. Others like to stick their fingers up strangers asses. My sister once got an e-mail forward of some woman getting crapped on and proceeding to rub it on her face as if it was nightcream... Where am I going with this?
My new year's resolution is to get my shit together and find something that I am interested in.
Monday, December 13, 2004
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The woman who smeared the shit nightcream on her face: how was her complexion? Winter is hell on my skin and I need to try something new.
-Knuckles Molonely
That's hilarous, knuckles m. I think that I am experiencing the same problem. I don't think that my sister watched the clip long enough to see if her skin improved. maybe you should try it on yourself at home and let us know if it worked or not.
are you going to the Christmas party? Lex said that she is going to be my date. Supposedly, certain departments get scum bag-y and raunchy so watch out!
you're too much, lex.
I hate my coat. I just want to step on it. its so ugly. pray I get a fab coat for Christmas.
yeah kinsey was awesome. funny enough I did not see closer. my sister told me all about it so I feel like I know it but I don't know it so maybe I have no business writing about it.
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