My girl is back for Christmas break. Talked to her about an hour ago. Her school has very sheltered, innocent girls that cry too much over nothing and the boys are total pussies. Everyone talks behind each other's backs. The boys are always up for outing sluts and the girls also like to out the sluts. It is all very lame. Everyone acts like they are tough shit cuz they listen to rap. But my girl is going to stick it out so that she can one day take care of me like a real boyfriend should...
girl: Yo, so I have to tell you about some ghetto bullshit that happened before I left
Colette: oh gosh (gushing) what?
girl: So we (she and her three grrrlz) were sitting in my car and this chick [R] rolls up next to us (passenger side) with like six of her friends. She rolls down her window like 'Yo, [I don't wanna be good girl anymore friend of girl] Happy New Year, Bitch.'
STOP TAPE: The 'I don't want to be a good girl anymore friend of girl:(IDWTBAGGAFOMBB) has been at the top of the sluts list at school for practically the whole semester. She has a thing for boys who have girlfriends. Funny thing is, she never anticipates a response from the girlfriends. She also seems to expect her grrrlz to back her up.
ROLL TAPE:
IDWTBAGGAFOMBB: Yo, what the fuck...you rollin up on us n' shit. What the fuck's your problem?
[R]: Yo, you betta stop talking to my fucking man.
They go back and forth. Bitch. Fuck you. Y'r a fucking, ho. Finally MBB gets out of the fucking car and with that [R] and her fake ass ghetto wanna-bee girlz all get out of their fucking car.
girl: Yo, let's squash this right now...
One of the innocent girls: Hey, what are you doing? Stop. The cops might come... (yeah, ok)
They go back and forth. Yo, you come over here. No, you come over here.
[R]: Yo, why don't you just mind your own fucking business. I don't got no beef with you
girl: Yo, well you do got beef with me cuz IDWTBAGGAFOMBB is my grrl. So, we are going to end this right here...
IDWTBAGGAFOMBB: Yeah, don't make me get out of this car. (whatever)
girl: You know, straight up, I think you are one of the prettiest grrlz in this school and I think this is all bullshit...
[R]: (beaming) Yo, you think I am one of the prettiest grrls in school. (she laughs)
MBB: Yo, I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it....
girl: stopped the fighting single handedly with a compliment.
Colette: Yeah, you're not cuz you're not a fighter.
girl: Yeah, I'm a lover, baby.
Friday, December 17, 2004
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4 comments:
OK, it's really scary to think that these wanna-be ghetto chicks are gonna become DOCTORS, holding people's lives in the balance!
but yeah, MBB sounds wonderful--when do i ge to meet her?
Yeah, it's true that most guys are pussies. But is it really our fault? For years we have heard girls talk about how they want a sensitive man. We have heard how women want to be treated the same as men. We have no idea what women want because women don't know what they want. Sure there are some guys who are both sensitive and macho. They are gay truckers.
a gay trucker sounds hot.
thanks, ox.
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