Despite the fact that Taylor Momsen doesn't care about Haiti, I do appreciate the fact that her very name is a prized keyword online— just the thing to propel my blog "to the top of Google rankings," as David Carr suggests in his column about Taylor Momsen's internet click appeal.
Here are Top 10 Reasons To Hate Taylor Momsen, copied and pasted from The Top Tens:
1) She tries to be a 20-year old ADULT
2) She smokes
3) She doesn't care about Haiti
4) She's never been a role model
5) She made Jenny Humphrey a complete (I mean, total) IDIOT
6) She's so self-absorbed
7) Come on, she's never been a Disney star
8) She'll never be as famous as Dakota Fanning or Miley Cyrus
9) She's 16 turning 46
10) Her sister Sloane is way better than her
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