Watch out for the nips!

Once, one of my boy cousins (on my dad's side) took a driving lesson with my Sicilian uncle from my mom's side, who owns a driving school in our part of Jersey.

My uncle: Watch out for the nips! They don't know how to drive.

Now, Lindsay bares everything, nipples, firecrotch-red freckles and all for New York this week.

Horrible art direction malfunction?



At first blush, I thought that the photography was pretty good (the pastel color shots are still ok) but after finally receiving my issue yesterday, I think Lindsay and her reps should sue or at least feel stupid.

what's up with the doo-doo dark blush to give her cheekbones?





If she don't got 'em, why make it blatantly obvious that she doesn't?

I think that it was cool idea for NY to go with the "Last Sitting of Marilyn" concept , but perhaps NY should leave the ambitious shoots for glossies that have the know-how to make someone who is not as gorgeous as Marilyn to look like a beautiful version of the screen legend.

whatever.