Unfortunately, no. Fuller looks back at 2007 to determine which celebs brought the ruckus so badly this year that they possibly topped Tom's Oprah couch jumping antics.
But what about yummicoco?
In early December at my former job's holiday party at Spotlight Live, I was seen getting up for the second time with one of my former interns, Intern Boy, to perform "Melt with You" by Modern English--one of the greatest songs of all time that was the music for one of the best montage moments in one of the greatest film of all time, Valley Girl.
Moment of silence for Valley Girl:
Back to holiday party:
Sporting hot pink suede ankle boots, black satin cigarette dress and blasted from way too much champagne, intern boy and I ambled onto the stage for what would be a memorable performance.
yummicoco (to the audience): we are going to sing this with British accents.
intern boy (seriously perplexed): wait, what?
yummicoco: let's do this
I proceed to sing the song with a British accent (because that song is meant to be sung with an affected British accent. go big or go home) and people looked away until I was finally done.
Earlier, I performed with 4 other former co-workers, singing the song "Sweet Dreams" by Eurythmics.
During instrumental moments, I hyped up the crowd by chanting the names of my co-workers and each one danced in front of the crowd.
yummicoco: Gay Ad Sales Guy, Gay Ad Sales Guy, Gay Ad Sales Guy
I thought it was great and I got mad props when I left the stage.
Which was why I was open to performing with Intern Boy--even though I should have listened to Mystery, the pick-up artist's advice and just left it alone once I reached "comfort level".
Whatever. As Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl would say "Fuck it".
Ultimate favorite scene in Valley Girl is when Nicholas Cage and his punk rock friend, Fred, crash the valley party and Cage makes googly eyes with Julie, the ultimate valley girl. All set to the song "Eyes of a Stranger" by the Payolas. Genius.
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