Drop it like it's hot

Go see No Country for Old Men! That movie fucked me up last night. Dumbfounded and numb, I sat with Sean at Fez last night, nibbling from my meza platter, feeling less and less hopeful for humanity as we attempted to discuss what we had just seen.



Yummicoco: Like, Javier Bardem was like the grim reaper.

Sax: yeah


Before that I was on a plane returning to New York from Miami.





My cousin SH got married on Saturday but the night belonged to my other cousin CJP who is getting married in July. Drunk off 4 glasses of pinot griot, she dropped it like it was hot in front of her dad and the videographer and asked a spinster aunt if she was ever going to use her vagina.

spinster aunt: Je ne voulais pas.

Then when SH made her way over our table to thank us for attending, CJP made this comment betwixt their embrace.

CJP: he's gonna bang you SO hard tonight.

Good times!


But even dorky boys know how to drop it like it's hot: