One thing you learn is that you always gotta wait

Lex (at the last night's Esquire North discussing a recent halloween party): We were waiting [on the bathroom line] for so long--like what's taking that person so long? then he came out. someone said "why did you take so long in there?" the girl said that he said "number 2. enjoy." I realized she was talking about Sax. I told BGA. I was shocked.

yummicoco: why didn't you tell me?

Lex: cuz, it was gossip.

hours later and back at home.

Sax: No, I didn't "enjoy". Some girl said "why did you take so long in there? you're a guy?" I said "number 2..." Like, what did she think that I was doing in there?

Sax's mom once said that he is honest to a fault. He is also an ape.

It was at Esquire North last night, that I accosted my latest journalistic heroine and then began to describe one of my recent interview subjects as a "Jodie Foster-type if you know what I mean..."

Lex: What like a good actress?

yummicoco: No, like butch.

Clearly, I am an ape too.