she's post race!

Beyonce is now being considered post race while Sax's friend Trumpet accosted party goers at Poop's to see what race they thought he was...

Sax: yeah, cuz yr a yellow motherfucker!

I got high and very depressed after toking Dave P's janja with a magic realism kind of fury.

THINGS I REALIZED THIS LONG WEEKEND:

-Lesbians are serious about burlesque and fuck you if you ask to share a bench with them so that you can see the half naked girls dance.

-Murray Hill channels Andy Kaufman who chanelled some performer who name escapes me.

-That Staten Island is hella weird but the Ferry is alright.

-Saggy balls are facinating!

-Girls that eat fire are cool!