Thursday, August 17, 2006

Use it tonight!

Screaming Queens Entertainment and Claire O'Connor invited me to meet Natalie Reid, the world's #1 Paris Hilton impersonator and I managed to get a glimpse of her before she jetted out the door.

Her face is pudgy-er but her look is pretty dead-on.

Celebrating her six page spread in Playboy Magazine, she left her own party early a la Anna Wintour. I was left to get crunked on champage and take pictures of trannys who I suspected wanted to steal my camera.

on the phone with Lex: You know trannys steal right? I saw Paris is Burning.

Lex: what?

Anyway, next day at work, an ex co-worker who defected to Playboy sent us the new "Girls Next Door' edition and some Playboy chocolates.

Lady Co-worker to boy co-worker: Don't you wanna to take this into the bathroom?

boy co-worker: (with an awe-shucks grin) nah...

Lady co-worker: Paris Hilton shaves her who-who bare like that?

Yummicoco: No, that's not Paris. That's her impersonator. I went to her party yesterday...

co-workers: what?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Somebody impersonates Paris? Gross.

Fun to see you on Saturday... although my memories of the evening are a bit hazy...