Its Thursday and so far I have no plans for the weekend. I have no idea what I am going to do for New Year's. There is the Motherfucker party (as to be expected every holiday) but I would rather do something different.
I am bored today.
Top Model was good last night.
I went to bed at 10:00.
Thursday, December 09, 2004
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hi yummi. i miss you. school sucks.
-sunday girl
yeah halloween was not as much fun as labor day. but the music is fab which is why I like to go.
ever heard of frank151magazine? this guy at my job said that they put on "epic" parties.
2 guys are in the waiting room at the doctor's office. One guy asks the other what he's there for.
"Well it's pretty embarrassing, but I have a reddish ring around my penis."
The other man looks startled and says, "Wow, that's exactly why I'm here." They talk about sports and whatnot for the next few minutes until the doctor coems and sees the first man.
After a lenghty and uncomfortable exam the doctor tells the man the bad news. "Sir, I'm sorry but you have a very rare disorder. Even if we amputate, there is a high likelyhood that you will die in 3 months." The man is devastated. At least he has his new friend from the waiting room so they can comfort each other in their final months.
He runs into the other guy out in the parking lot. "Hey buddy, how'd it go? You gonna be all right?"
The second guy says "Oh yeah sure, the doctor said it was just lipstick."
Wacka Wacka Wacka
that joke is quiet bittersweet. while the other guy just has to wipe off the lipstick, the other one is about to die.
touching av...no pun intended.
hey, question.... do guys with girlfriends still jerk off everyday? I am trying to settle an argument with my friend in boston. she thinks that guys who are getting some don't need to jerk off but I think that all men jerk off everyday regardless. answer please.
I know you DO, lex, but do guys with girlfriends DO it everyday too?
Guys who stroke it everyday are the cause of hour long blowjobs (also whiskey).
As shocking as it sounds, even guys without girlfriends will sometimes take a "vacation" of a few days. After all, you don't want to feel like you've been taking advantage of yourself.
Of course all guys are different, and it also depends on the girl.
I'd say that most guys with a girlfriend, assuming she takes care of biz, won't get so backed up to nessecitate daily pressure release.
Good grief, I can't believe how dirty I've been talking all over the internet.
Now I'll never be able to run for or be appointed to public office.
c'mon. I am sure that Clinton had no problem talking about jerking off over the internet before taking office. no big deal.
well another friend of mine said that some guy she knew HAD to do it everyday no matter what. another girlfriend told me the same thing.
that's interesting planet b...is it because it was just a one- time thing and you hope to never see the girl again and the memory is sufficient enough..or is it because you want more from her?
that's a really sad way of thinking. I guess we are all cynics.
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