I have scoliosis

Not sure if I am spelling it correctly. Just means that my spine curves to the right and my right hip is higher than my left. I think that it has something to do with my hysteria.

Hysteria means acting like a uterus. My theology teacher, Mrs Giannelli, swore she would never use that word because of its negative connotation. But how else would I describe my sillyness?

Colette: No, I wouldn't do that. You know me.

Shorty Rock: (haha) I don't know. You do some crazy things

Funny enough, Lex said the same thing to me this afternoon after I told her that I e-mailed some guy to hang out in the park. Just trying to maintain public relations.

Lex: Please don't hook up with him (she thinks that he looks like a troll)

Colette: No way. I mean I thought about it... but no way. Do you think that I would do that?

Lex: I have no clue about you these days.

So there you have it. I am nuts. Hysterical. I even gave a guido my phone number on friday. He wore a cream color ribbed sweater which he neatly tucked into his chinos---the mark of a true guido. Sadly, I did not see a gold chain.