Friday, October 15, 2004

Friday and Sodomy

Just received a prank call at work. A guy with a thick french accent....

Me: GOOD AFTERNOON [MY JOB'S NAME]

Frenchie: YEA-ES, ALLO. COULD I TALK TO JONNIE, PLEEASE?

Me: MAY I HAVE A FULL NAME OF THE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH?

Frenchie: JONNNIE...PEE-NUUUS.

That was the highlight of my day.

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At work, I told KNUCKLES MOLONLEY that one of my biggest fears in life is SODOMY. The other is getting thrown into a moving TRAIN...

WELL WHAT IF IT WAS A BIG TRAIN? KNUCKLES asked.



*****WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO MAKE LOVE???*****


SHORTY ROCK thinks that guys like to kiss but the fact that they kiss while having sex speaks to style not emotion...whereas MY BADDEST BITCH thinks that because it is physically difficult for a guy to kiss while performing---the fact that they do it proves that there is an emotional involvement. And what about eye contact? My friend PICKLE thinks that to make love, one needs to be in love.

No clue. Could sodomy be an act of love too?

Happy Weekend






3 comments:

Avram Polinsky said...

Diggin the new layout.

YUMMICOCO said...

thanks av.

YUMMICOCO said...

thanks av.