Read my latest interview with Christian Finnegan

Here!

The man I love conversing with a man I now (sort of) hate

I once thought that Bill was sexy (this girl at my former job has him in her top 5 'famous men i'd like to fuck' list) but now I think he's an arrogant asshole and I think his wife sucks too. Though, I would much prefer Clintons part 2 to McCain or Guiliani (sp?), I don't want either of them talking to David Bowie.

I was a little disturbed by the fact that there was footage of Heath getting taken out in a bodybag. Maybe a little too much?

read bonnie fuller's huff po entry.

Giving Him Something He Can Feel

So I will publish the rest of Patrice's interview excepts later.

In the meantime, check out what that interview actually relates to in my latest entry for Huffington Post, which also features Tera Patrick.

Patrice Oneal interview extras, part 1

Here's the first half of my interview with comedian Patrice Oneal. I'll post the rest of his quotes tomorrow where he proclaims his love for the 'chubby light-skinned honey' and an actress named Belladonna.

-"I’ve watch porn for so long, I actually watch it with the sense that quality has to be involved with it. Like, I’ll watch and say ‘wow, yeah, this is a good one’. Now, I could masturbate or not to it, at this point. But it’s really interesting to watch them DVDs because after they fuck, they have behind the scenes [sections] where they talk about where they get their shoes or whatever."

-"I mean, I’m pretty far along in the porn world, so it’s like—and this makes no sense, but I can actually watch a porno and go ‘wow, this is a good ass porno’ and think about jerking off later or some other time. [I’m at a point] where I can tell you what all the trends are and which actress are like really just “soliders”."


-"When I’m on the internet, I usually head to this site called sweetfatty.com—-Now, I don’t go with the purpose of masturbating, I go to see what new fat girl is up there. I look and say ‘Oh, she’s cute’. Porn to me is not a taboo thing, I can go to that site as naturally as I would to where I buy my hats online."

Every Time I look around I find I'm shot...or something like that

Did Stephen Malkmus get cheek implants? Or perhaps fat from his ass cheeks or scrotum implanted in his face cheeks? Quelle mystere.

They hold your key and turn your knob, I'll bet

As I am writing this post, I can hear the Fool's Gold (Kate Hudson) advert in the distance. Terrible movie but she looks awesome in the print adverts.

Go see 'Before the Devil Knows You are Dead'. It's fucked up.



Anyway, been busy and been sick. more later.

2008: Year of the Negro, Motherfucker!

Sax after Obama speech: I guess someone's writer is not on strike.

Obama kicked fucking ass tonight at the Iowa caucus. Flawless speech straight from the heart.

Though his vibe echoes Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King which makes me nervous cuz you know what happened to them.

Keep hope alive.

oh boogers!

Was feeling the 2008 blues last night upon our return from a [famous jazz musician]'s new year's day party.

Who is [the famous jazz musician]?

yummicoco to sax at home: what's so famous about [the famous jazz musician]?

Sax: He's like along the lines of Medeski, Martin and Wood.

yummicoco to [famous jazz musician] at his party: do you like travel around the world or something?

I ask stupid questions while Sax tells stupid stories. He told [famous jazz musician] about how he drove his nursery school teacher crazy (she would not be the last) by insisting that she call him Kurt Rambis--the former LA Laker player I had never heard of until Sax told me that story.



The most interesting thing about yesterday afternoon was [famous jazz musician]'s long suffering wife-a woman he fell in love with in their hometown of San Francisco before he made it made it big, bought her a house in the suburbs and left to go on tour.

Wife: You know I gave birth to [our second child] alone cuz [famous jazz musician]'s usually gone for seven months out of the year. If he does that again, I'm divorcing him.

Reminds me of when I was a tween and my neighbor, who was married to a musician that toured with jazz bore Pat Metheny for years at a time, advised me to steer clear of the following types of men just before she was uprooted to Minnesota by her touring husband.

Business majors and musicians.

The second most interesting thing (well not really) was that they had a pellet fireplace in their living room. Looked like feline pine to me.




maybe it's worth it.

Empanadas are the new cupcakes: Last of the Yummi You Tube Shout Outs