10pm show.

In the film, Trailer Trash Nurses 4, Adrianna Sage gets fucked by someone that could very well be her cousin.

In the film, The King, Gael Garcia Bernal fucks his half sister unbeknownest to her but very beknowest (?) to himself.

What's with the incest? Also, what's with the growing trend of putting 4 fingers up the butt?

Gael is very likable in The King, by the way, despite the fact that he is a psychopath and into fucking his sister.

I remember when I first met my first nyc roommate, we talked about Flowers in the Attic and of course incest.

She still lived with me for a year and a half anyway.

Oh, go see "An Inconvenient Truth" with Al Gore!

And, the A,C,E stop at Penn Station smells like homeless people's shit.

Sax peed next to homeless people shit (with crumpled up TP daintly sitting atop) behind a dumpster in our Brooklyn train station upon returning from Beer Garden in Astoria on Sunday. Did not realize that Sopranos was a re-run. We really did not have to rush home.

Which reminded me of the time, when I first moved to the city and I saw the biggest BM ever next to a stairwell at the 42nd street A,C,E train stop.

Al Gore is right!

Hi

hi!

So I owe Aeki a review.

i owe myself a vacation.

Fucked up royally with Japanese TV but came out of it scott clean

Ate and ate at the a tasting festival.

My 'fro keeps getting bigger.

My birthday is coming up so get ready...

Sometimes Publicist Don't Have Time to Shower.

But most of the time they do.

I am swimming up to my eyeballs in work. I had to enlist the help of Sax to assist me with such tasks as picking up fake cakes in the shape of popcorns and burning music for a renegade podcast. His only compensation was food. My only compensation was 30 minutes alone last night to bike ride instead of cry.

Yo, give me a synonym for "spit"!

What does Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Jane Austen, Diane Arbus have in common? Their husbands supported their artistic pursuits and urged them to push forward.

What does my honey push me to do: add a defintion of "five on the black hand side" to Urban Dictionary.com. He suggested this to me while I was at work pretending to job work and sending out pitches for side work.

Consoled Issac Mizrahi in the elevator on our respective ways out last Friday.

A publicist never stops coddling.

Going to check out Lansing-Dreiden at the Annex tomorrow.

Check out my review Thursday on AekiTuesday.

Good night!

shun who?

got excited for the first time by a gay man in a business meeting today. he was dapper, hot and had excellent table manners. he told us about his husband which I found interesting because I am always facinated by how each gay couple refers to their mate differently..."oh my partner"..."my husband"... "my wife"...or if they are in the closet "they" or "the person in my life"

Titles are nice, I guess.

My sister who is 9 years older than me can't understand why her friends don't like the guy that she is seeing who is a complete jackass.

I am sure that sis and jackass have not given their relationship a title.

I was a little annoyed that she called me at work to bitch about a friend that she suspects is giving her the cold shoulder because as she put it "[she] just can't understand why I go out with him... that's why I can't tell her about him.."

Yummicoco: Well did you tell her that you were hanging out with him? [on the night that she called]

sister: no, I just told her that I had company.

Yummicoco: then maybe you should think about what this guy is doing to you and why you are feeling so paranoid about something that is probably all in your head...Maybe this guy is really just not right for you

She didn't get it.

I stopped talking so that she could wrap up the conversation.

Anyway, I am bored to tears with my iPod selection and I have no idea how to access i Tunes from my office shared site.

Off to see American Dreamz!

Oh, I want to spill about an argument that I had with a Potter and I am not talking about the one who make pots- I am talking magician status. It was so funny, I laughed with Sax and gave him a high five.

But I can't divulge cuz he'll find me if he has not already.

But no one reads Yummi anyway...

Wad Up Cuz! Wad Up Cuz! Wad Up Gannnngsta!!!!

So I want to make this brief so that I can head out early.

Freelancing is slowly losing its luster.

KKEGEL reminds me: no filigree fancy beats the plastic you

I love Brian Ferry!

Got drunk yesterday at a glorified Teen party and got home just in time to watch Gilmore Girls.

What's Lorilei doing? She slept with her baby daddy!

What am I doing? I had to add water to my conditioner because I am too broke to buy a new bottle yet I blew $13 on duck soup.

With egg noodles.

Oh, yeah! It was delicious.

I'm a hustla, homey!: That's so freakin weird!

Busy getting ducks in a row.

How are you, dear reader?

Wear fake pearls and fake pearl shoes without a hint of irony. Is that bad?

My 'fro is growin and I don't have any money to get it cut.

Went to a press conference in one of the city parks even though I personally am not trying to make a difference.

Going out for lunch... maybe tomato soup...or I might just stay here and eat that packet of oatmeal that was meant for breakfast.

Bizarre Animal Warfare

I think I have pink eye.

I blame the pink petalled cherry blossoms at Brooklyn Botanical Gardens.

Sorry I missed your party, Poop! Going to the doctor's tomorrow.


From an e-mail this afternoon:
"...speaking of my hand hurting-that reminds me-did i tell you the squirell (sp?-so you don't correct me again!!) story? [this girl] had a big scar on her hand [so] asked her what happened and she said she got in a fight with a squirell. i proceeded to ask her if she'd gotten a rabies shot...and what happened... [if] the fight with the squirell occur while she was throwing out the garbage. She looked at me like i had 10 heads."

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