our country is over-run by ignorant hillbillies who are homophobic and have no problem sending off their sons to war and being unemployed. I feel helpless.
Jokingly, I asked my cousin once if she thought that President Bush would send us back to Haiti or Africa for that matter if he was re-elected. We laughed. Imagine cargo ships in the New York Harbour ready to send the colored people back to where they come from. I am blowing this way out of proportion but its just a thought. But I am sure that the good people who voted for Bush in places like Kansas and Oklahoma would not mind it that much.
Eventually, New York will become a playground for the rich and paupers like me will end up having to leave this great city in order to find a more affordable life. Where will I go? I don't want to live in Delaware. What would I do in Africa? Which country would accept me for citizenship? Would I be able to work there? I answer phones for a living and I was an English major in college. Will there be air conditioning there? Can I use my cell phone? Would I be able to go to the spa for facials once a month like I like to do here at home? I like my life here.
These things most likely won't happen. I'll be over it by next week.
Anyway, I was walking down the street yesterday and I ran into the mailroom guy from my company. He called me over:
Mailroom: Yo, I feel bad...
Colette: why?
Mailroom: I was walking behind [you] and I thought to myself, who's that girl with the phat booty?
That was funny...and then practically the whole country voted for the shrub later on that night.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
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2 comments:
I love whole wheat pasta! I hate bush.
I'd prefer a phat booty to my no-assed booty. I'm putting that on my Amazon wishlist, "I want a phat booty." Dammit mom and dad! And damn you Shrubber Bush.
Don't be heartbroken, new episodes of "The Family Guy" grow nearer.
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